The Princess' mother, Queen Louise, said that the handsome Prince was a catch because he was trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent - a regular Boy Scout. Also, he could repair almost anything, and Queen Louise had an appreciation for men who actually have useful skills. The Princess thought he was an exceptional catch because he actually loved her, so she snagged him. They got married in a lovely little Christmastime wedding and lived happily ever after until...
They lived happily ever after until along came an evil, wicked witch. Nobody remembers what the witch looked like or what her name was, because she was a such formidable stealthy, slippery type. Nobody even remembers how this evil creature came to be so offended as to cast the evil spell. Certainly, she was not invited to the lovely Christmastime wedding, which was a small affair and attended only by Very Nice People. Maybe that was the issue; anyway, she came along and placed an Enchantment on the poor Princess.
Years went by, and that Princess was constantly playing with the thing, figuring out more and more things it could do, and generally neglecting everyone. On some evil day, she started recruiting more machine knitting victims, and things went downhill from there..
One day when the Princess was sort of a rickety old thing herself, she put a spell on the son of the son of that knitting machine and made it make round doilies using electronic programming, and part buttons and a lace carriage. She made dozens of Enchanted Doilies until she began to dream in lace circles.
Now the Rather Rickety Number Nerd Princess has coaxed the machine into making lace Enchanted Edgings - and they're extremely fast and easily - almost mindless. Sneak peek here.